Uhh....wtf? "We are the space robots and we're here to push humans down the stairs"

The "Kick the guy down the stairs" game. Haha, this is funny in a sick, insane sort of way:) My high score is 60780

Googlism. What does Google think of you? Your car? Your dog? Anything.

Cool, they want to make a new form of life:) Ooh, ooh, let me beat some of you to it, "They shouldn't do that". Why not? Besides, if we don't do it here, it'll be done somewhere else anyway. The more rules you place on technology, the slower it progresses here and the faster it progresses elsewhere. People that like their job and want to be happy doing it will find a way to do it. Not everyone in the world is motivated by money. If I wasn't allowed to make inventions/robots/crazy electronics here, I'd just do it in secret anyway. The funny thing I see about this story is this "To ensure safety, Smith and Venter said the cell will be deliberately hobbled to render it incapable of infecting people; it also will be strictly confined, and designed to die if it does manage to escape into the environment." Anyone ever see Mimic or even Jurassic Park? Nature finds a way;-)

"The oils in Cheez Whiz lubricate the skin and give you a remarkably smooth shave"

Math teachers say that their math books have illogical things like cars on roller coasters and grammar errors and they want them fixed. Our physics problems involved penguins and cats jumping onto random objects and we thought they were perfectly sane...

More gnomes in the news.

A mugger gets mugged back by a do-gooder.

Wow. Those illusions are insane, could make some of you go crazy, watch out;-)

Its a frickin laser.

Uhh...this is a joke right? There's no way they could track all purchases...could they?

Family of a 9 year old girl hit by a drunk driver beat the crap out of him.

I need one of these too. Its going to be the world's fastest computer, more powerful than the human mind. It will have at least 2 Petabytes of memory, which is 2,000,000 Gigabytes (I could fill it:-P) and complete 100 thousand billion calculations per second (100 teraflops). I bet I could still crash the thing though...

Ack, too many things to get. Heres a real life Dick Tracy type watch. Not enough memory for my tastes though. I want this. New Dell pda, good memory and speed for the price. I'm waiting for a review on it though. Then theres this awesome Media Center from Alienware. Lets you record Tv on it, burn DVDs, watch DVDs, etc. Only problem is its price, $2000 for the higher end one.

Robot Guard Dragon. Just wait till I get my giant Robotech suit and fly around blowing up planets;)

Photoshop contest: Make Michael Jackson look normal. Looks like it was a tough one:)

Mickey Mouse cave painting?

What's the smartest state?. I feel bad for New Mexico.

Atari in a controller. Hooks right up to the tv and has 10 games.