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9.14.2005

I have no idea what this all means, but it's crazy. It's from the forum comments on that Bush note.

"Jimmy Carter is a son of a biatch!"

"One time I was with Jimmy Carter in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Jimmy Carter goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Jimmy Carter! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Jimmy Carter' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

"I once saw him eat a whole live rabbit.

"Jimmy Carter once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"

"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"

"He poops Trail Mix"

"He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health."

"He hated Southerners! And he was half Southern! .......And he hated irony!"

"He sheds his skin once a year."

"He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia, but is allergic to peanuts."

"Jimmy Carter is the father of every kid in this town!"

"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Carter!

"His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."

"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."

" Jimmy Carter was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"

"Did I ever tell you about the time Jimmy Carter took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Jimmy Carter takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Jimmy Carter yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

"His poop is used as currency in Cuba."

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