US reversal on Iran intel reflects breaking of the ranks

Iran: Look guys, you're saying some threatening things and we just want to point out that we don't have nuclear weapons.
USA: Please give up your nuclear weapons.
Iran: But we don't..we don't have any...
USA: Give up your weapons or else!
Iran: Like I said, we don't have any nuclear weapons!

USA moves towards Iran

Iran: WHAT! NO! WE DON'T HAVE ANY WEAPONS! DON'T TASE ME BRO!

*zapping noises are heard*

Iran: AHHH!!!! AHH!!!!

2 years later...

USA: Hey guys, anybody ever find any of those nukes? No?? Oh...guess they were telling the truth...